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Namskar : Subah Aaj Tak mein apka swagat h.
Mukhya Samachar : good morning & Hv a nice day
Taapmaan : Aaj b Sms ki barish jari rahegi.
Yadon k badal chaye rhenge

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Two Punjabi Women
Original Name: Sukhvinder Kaur - Radhe Maa
Original Name: Karenjit Kaur - Sunny Leone
Maze Ki Baat Yeh Hai Ke... Dono Bhagwan Ko Bahut Yaad Karti Hain..

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Boy: Mummy Uska Naam Jasmine Kyun Hai?
Mom: Kyun Ki Uski Mom Ko Flower Bahut Pasand Hai
Boy: Toh Phir Mera Naam Aisa Kyun?
Mom: Gotiya! Faltu Ki Bakwas Bandd Kar!

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Teacher: What are vowels?
Pappu: Vowels are special sounds that are heard in bedroom at night!

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A very caring sentence written on the T-shirt of a girl walking on the road:
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"You are not looking at the road, please be careful!`

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Banta: Why are you so tense?
Santa: My wife needs some or the other reason for fighting.
Banta: Why what happened?

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I believe in love at first sight but science calls it...
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Erection!

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Boy: I love you
Airtel 4G Girl: Ye Lo Tumhara Bachha
Boy: Ye To Cheating Hai
Airtel 4G Girl: Cheating Nahi Yaar 4G Hai, Iss Se Fast Bachha Mile To Life Time Chodna Free!

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Birth Control Pills should be for Men.
It makes much more sense to unload a Gun than to shoot at a Bulletproof Vest.

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Santa was sucking, licking, caressing and kissing his OWN fingers, palm & hand.
Banta: WHY THIS MADNESS?
Santa: OYE, THIS IS FOREPLAY BEFORE MASTURBATION

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Banta: Jagah nahi milne se log sex nahi kar pate.
Santa: Pehli bar mere sath aisa hi hua.
Banta: Fir?
Santa: Fir ladki ne bataya jagah tango k beech hai.

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Pool Table is a Cool Table.. Since it teaches u how to play with Balls and concentrate on many Holes.. Using only one Stick !

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Wo kahte hain ke saari raat
aap hume sone nahi dete,
hum kehte hai ke aapka noor hee aisa hai
ke aap hamari raat hone he nahi dete

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Bhagvan ke bina mandir adhura hai,
dosti ke bina jivan adhura hai, patni bina ghar adhura hai
usi tarha tumhare bina mera dil adhura hai

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Commitment :-
IT Doesn’t Mean Sticking To A Person…
When You Don’t Have Any Option…
It Means Keeping A Relation With Someone…
Even Though You’ve Lots Of Options…
“THAT’S LOVE”

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